if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
most iconic moment of 2013
Ms Paulson I am with you.
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when will your faves
HOW IS THIS SUCH BEAUTIFUL QUALITY?
CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY JOLIE’S DAUGHTER PLAYING YOUNG AURORA AND HOW TALENTED THIS WOMAN IS TO ACT OUT NOT WANTING TO HOLD AND CUDDLE HER OWN LITTLE WOMB NUGGET LIKE GOTDAMN WOMAN YOU GOOD.
IM FUCKING CRYING
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Judas Iscariot: Boo, just because you got a sugar daddy who pays for everything for you...
Jesus Christ: Time out. Hold up. Hold up, sweetheart. Let's get it together before you wanna read. I don't have a sugar daddy, sweetheart. Everything that I have, I've worked for. And I worked for to get. And I built myself. So I need you to know that. One hundred percent. I don't have a sugar daddy. I've never had a sugar daddy. If I wanted a sugar daddy, yes, I could probably go out and get one, because I am what? Sickening. You could never have a sugar daddy because you are not that kind of girl. Baby, everything that I have, I've worked for, and I've gotten myself. I've built myself from the manger up. Bitch!